Some day a Russian public figure really will accidentally fall to their death out a window, but everyone will still think it’s an assassination lmao
Was beginning to wonder if Russia still has windows. It’s been a while.
The wiki article is well maintained and up to date: Suspicious death of notable Russians 2022-2024
That was a grim read. My favorite part:
Reportedly died by suicide after shooting himself in the chest five times.
Killed by the architects
…againWell that’s certainly not subtle for a long series of assassinations but we aren’t entirely out of the realm of possibility that Russia’s ‘drunkenly falling out of a window’ problem is simply way worse than the western world’s and if I recall correctly our’s isn’t great.
Defenestration is Classic Russia.
Headline: Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window
“Do you know how little that narrows it down?”
Yeah right. It’s raining men again, smh.
You gotta be kidding me. But hey, stick with the classics. If it ain’t broke…
