The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months agoI'm sorry sir, it says so right here.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down17
arrow-up1291arrow-down1imageI'm sorry sir, it says so right here.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareKarlos_Cantana@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·11 months agoSounds great to me. You don’t have to pay taxes. You can’t be arrested, because you can’t arrest a dead person. You can do anything you want to do. It’s just like being dead, but alive to experience it.
minus-squareaksdb@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoThen again… if someone kills you, is it still a crime? You were already dead after all.
minus-squaretoynbee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·11 months agoAt least in some places: Mutilation of corpse is a wrong of willfully, recklessly, wantonly, unlawfully, or negligently dismembering or disfiguring by cutting, scratching, or mishandling the body of a dead person. It is an offense of dissecting or dismembering, without authority, the dead body of a person.
minus-squarediffcalculus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoSomeone get Ashley Judd!
Sounds great to me. You don’t have to pay taxes. You can’t be arrested, because you can’t arrest a dead person. You can do anything you want to do. It’s just like being dead, but alive to experience it.
Then again… if someone kills you, is it still a crime? You were already dead after all.
At least in some places:
Mutilation of corpse is a wrong of willfully, recklessly, wantonly, unlawfully, or negligently dismembering or disfiguring by cutting, scratching, or mishandling the body of a dead person. It is an offense of dissecting or dismembering, without authority, the dead body of a person.
Someone get Ashley Judd!