I woke up naked on a beach, under a canoe. Haven’t really drank much tequila since.

I woke up in a bathtub once. The specifics are missing, but I remember someone suggested playing beer pong with tequila instead.

Under an open sky on Antarctica

In a cattle-car using an M-16 A1 Automatic rifle to prop up my helmet, en-route to be tear-gassed.

1. In the back seat of my car in blizzard conditions outside my friend’s house because I’d left at like 2 AM and realized there was far too much snow to make it home. My friend was fast asleep when I came back so I just slept in my car.
2. Another time I slept in the hallway of my apartment because I was locked out and too exhausted/poor to do anything about it until morning.

A cemetery, a dried river bed and the basement of a derelict school. All backpacking in eastern Europe.

A closed hentai booth

Camping when a herd of very large deer passed through to wave us up after seeing bear tracks several miles back.

Also back in high school, the marching band bus on longer trips.

Back of my car in the crescent city Walmart parking lot after a Yosemite trip.

Calabar, Nigeria

30,000 feet off the ground.