Hudson Hawk, fucking barmy film.
And my partner and I quote it often. It’s old enough that it’s almost a secret language.
A Night a the Roxbury
A recent one: Ernest Saves Christmas
Almost every line of this movie gets quoted around my house all year.
Troll 2. There is no other movie that defines “so bad it’s good” like this one does.
You can’t piss on hospitality.
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Old kung fu movie dubbed over and edited into a completely new movie. I struggle to call this one bad, because being “good” was never considered here. Incredibly surreal experience, had no idea what I was in for.
Biodome
Live action Super Mario Bros. movie is a favorite of mine.
I like it much better than the new one.
Absolute classic.
Jet Li’s The One
I AM YULAW ! I’M NOBODY’S BITCH !
That ending is so good.
“Dark Star”. Absolute trash movie, but also a classic.
Birdemic - Shock and Terror
Absolutely everything about this movie is so bad you feel second hand embarassment for the filmmaker.
The atrocious sound quality,
The cringy acting
The even more cringy writing
The 3 chords of “music” that are repeated all throughout as soundtrack
The heavy-handed preachy message
The special effects, the pacing, just…everything is as bad as it can be in a movie.Part 4 is coming out next year.
That scene where they defend themselves against the animated clip art birds with wire coat hangers lives rent-free in my head.
There is this Martial arts movie from like, 30 years ago called Little Dragon Maiden. Its not good but it has an ending that is really bad. I like showing it to my friends with no heads up. It always makes them angry.
Tank Girl
I rewatch “New Rose Hotel” every once in a while trying to like it. It’s a William Gibson story set in the Neuromancer universe. It stars Willem Dafoe, Christopher Walken, and Asia Argento. It should be good, but it absolutely is not.
The Core
SOUNDWAVES
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.
No one did entertaining trash like Uwe Boll. My friends and I used to do a bad movie night fortnightly or so. Boll was the king. The worst entertainment news you could hear was that he’d bought the movie rights to your favorite video game.
Curse the German government for closing whatever tax loophole that allowed him to make these movies!
I really like the bad crazy christmas movies in netflix. This year ‘hot frosty’ is taking the crown for ‘wtf did I just watch’ that I thoroughly enjoyed.
