I hate to break it to you, but most men don’t have a body shape like that. Not hating or anything, but skirts and croptops generally don’t match too well with a hairy beer belly in the eyes of many ppl.
Scots will disagree
We cunningly designed kilts to cover up to just above the navel
If I’d have a skirt around up above my navel, you could park a jumbo jet underneath the skirt in front of my cock
That’s where you keep your haggis.
Switch the crop top for a lumberjack shirt and grow a beard.
Problem solved
Sounds like good motivation to lose the beer belly.
Or don’t, there’s people out there who are into the gut. It’s more about making sure people feel comfortable in their own skin and not just bending to societal expectations out of a blind sense of conformity.
You do not want to see me in a skirt.
You definitely don’t want to see me in a crop top.
Challenge accepted.
Show us you sexy king.
10/10. Powerful. Savage. “Idgaf” chic. Would recommend to friends.
It’s been too many years since Sailor Bubba
I don’t know about a crop top, but I would totally rock a roman/greek battle skirt
You don’t want to see my middle aged beer belly.
Lol
Honestly I would super not be into that. There’s a lot of people who I do not want to see in this, and there’s even more that do not want to see me in this.
It provides proper ventilation for penis!
Be your sexy self but don’t tell me what to wear. I’ve been working that out for a long time and I look amazing.
Considering that i weld for a living i’ll look like tanned swiss cheese by the evening
if men did that the world would be so much better
Everyone should wear pretty skirts!
>men who don’t adhere to my degeneracy are unattractive
😂😂