I love how ambiguous they’re being, because “lawmakers are proposing regulations that protect consumers from our invasive surveillance which maintains our monopoly on advertising so we can charge your more money” just doesn’t have that same ring to it.
Protect your business against protecting people.
They are ashamed to put that fucking shit on their own domain name.
Yeah, there’s a missing comma.
Don’t, be evil.
There. Fixed it.
There can’t be a comma missing from a motto which is itself entirely missing. They threw it in a ditch a few years ago. (I’ll be honest, I thought it had to have been at least 10 years at this point, but Wikipedia says otherwise.)
Yeah, it was a joke. I know.
Google encourages “protecting your business against costly state regulations”
Just remove the ‘y’ from ‘your’ and the sentence goes from lie to truth.
Haha, a strong state would benefit small businesses more
Hahahahaha, damn Google.
“Help us prevent government from stopping us from being bad actors”.
Don’t be evil :)
Add onto the pile of no Facebook, no Amazon, no Microsoft, no Apple.
I prefer MANGA - Meta, Apple, Netflix, Google, Amazon
