Point of order aren’t bird calls basically just “SEX?”
I may be wrong, but I think a lot of birds do basically exactly that
I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.
Plants on the other hand are more kinky.
You got me interested, you gotta share more.
Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.
But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.
You should absolutely teach science classes
Well, jizz wouldn’t be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?
But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.
Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8
Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit
Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?
Kinky
It occurs to me to ask, is this why you’re evil?
Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.
I mean the house would more like the pile of junk and the dancing would be naked and the pile of junk would be like the shiniest one thing from the pile. Could you imagine if women reacted favorably to such simple expressions. fourth panel would be I bought you dinner.
Ehh…
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-05-10-we-2559-story.html
The Duck Wars : Mating season is a brutal time for the female birds, who often are injured or die. Residents along the canals have created a sanctuary.
This is mating season, and, as the ducks’ human friends will tell you, it’s no Disney movie. These are ducks out of a Far Side cartoon, says one observer: They should have jackets that read “Hell’s Waterfowl.”
The ducks of the Venice canals, most of them crossbred mallards officially known as urban domesticated ducks, engage in mating behavior that is hard on the females in the best of times. A female that wanders near a group of males will be mounted again and again. Females that escape alive drag themselves out of the water stripped of the feathers on their heads and backs. Some lose an eye.
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Would you rather be lost in a strange canal with a random man or a random duck?
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I mean successful men flirt like this actually
Second and third one kinda happens even if on a smaller scale
Ummmm, who’s going to tell them?
Or they’d open their window and sing out “wanna fuck?”
As someone who just got 2 dick pics a few minutes i just want to say that it does work a lot of the time.
Caveat Emptor my friend
This is kind of meme, that if I had a brother (hypothetically that is, I don’t have one) and he would send it to my girlfriend (again hypotheical, I dont have one), I would see this as a kind of betryal. Would anyone agree?
i like how men = white
It’s the same guy in the panels
Get a grip
I did ; on your dads wee wee. 😎
hair dye?
