Idk if it even fits in this community, but here we gooo
This stick of ram has been my emotional support stick of ram for almost a decade. It’s traveled with me around the world, and been in my backpack through tough times.
Since it’s so old and only 4GB, i can’t really use it or sell it, which is why i turned it into a knife. It’s surprisingly sharp, and short enough that the airlines in my country allow it in carry-on and checked luggage, so it can still be my travel companion
In the (near) post-apocalyptic future I’m gonna stab you with my own memories.
Or laser-disc you from afar.
Or cat–5–whip you like the dirty slut you are.
However I will leave random printed memes on your corpse for the next person trying to pick up some random loot.
Give someone “hard drive shoes” so they can “sleep in the liquid cooling reservoir.”