I’m sorry, does a “Fox host” do more than just sit around shit talking and making shit up all day? Maybe they should “get a real job”
Did Fox receive USAID funding or are they all free market?
Yeah she probably services the higher ups.
Get a real job says interchangable blonde who wears red dresses that has been on fox since it’s inception.
- Take control of the system
- Abuse the system until it breaks The system no longer functions, as expected. This prevents the system from leaking revenue
- Claim this broken system is unnecessary junk
- Remove the junk
- Repeat as necessary Logical conclusion: total destruction of money leaking service sectors without firing a single person. Avoid payouts related to severance because everyone “quit.” Save any costs those services were spending.
- Profit
“Get a real job” says person to audience who view her as a walking uterus
Ah, the Fox Business brain trust peddles its economic logic—golden parachutes for public servants framed as fiscal savviness. “Get a real job” drips with the private sector’s trademark disdain for anyone not chasing quarterly bonuses. Federal work—infrastructure, disaster response, public health—reduced to a punchline in their profit-worshiping catechism.
The arithmetic is perfect: swap lifelong stability for a one-time payout and genuflect before the gig economy’s algorithmic altar. Feast on capitalism’s crumbs before the vultures pick the bones clean. When has short-termism ever collapsed industries or gutted pensions? The real crisis? A world where civil service is mocked while hedge fund carnage gets tax breaks.
I’m a federal employee and have been for 25 years.
Some years back my parents were visiting from Florida and asked to borrow a car (I had two), and I said sure. Then, later, I said something about how busy work had been, and my father starts laughing at how funny that is - and calls my older brother - so they can share a laugh about me “working hard”. Both lifelong Republicans, I will note.
I was like, hey, did you want to borrow the car that my hard work paid for, or not?
When I called them out on it, they said I was absolutely correct and apologized.
A “real job”, meaning one where the surplus value of your labor goes mostly to somebody else.
Does hosting a fake news show qualify as a real job?
In their minds what qualifies as a “real job” is one that makes the most money.
I hope that every underpaid person they rely on for day to day things refuses to do anything for them, forever
Unfortunately. And it’s more unfortunate that so many people believe it.
Nah she just larping as a journalist
In Soviet Russia we just call that a propaganda officer.
Same shit in the US to anyone that has two brain cells to rub together.
Bold card for someone who puts on makeup and reads a teleprompter for 3 hours a week.
Bold to think they can read, and aren’t just ad-libbing whatever wet fart of a thought enters their head.
…Says the talking sex doll masquerading as a reporter.
Must be a cheap model. Fox should spend a little more on their sex dolls.
I can’t put my finger on it but something about these people look like they’re wearing human skin. What polluted swamp did they crawl out of?
Imagine saying this to someone who works at NASA.
The moon landing was fake. Unlike all the blonde hairs of the fox hosts. These are all totally naturally blonde and wavy.
Huffing Donald Trump’s farts isn’t a “job.”
Every federal employee I know could easily triple their pay by going into private sector.
I anticipate we’ll need to rehire them as contractors at triple the pay.
That’s the plan and one of Trump’s buddies will get their share for holding the company that organises it all.
I’ve gotten some confused looks when I tell people that what Trump is doing right now is exactly what Republicans do every time they’re in power. I think they thought I was defending Trump. No, I’m condemning Republicans. Every year they vote to remove my right to vote in DC and every year it’s just as fascist.
Bingo! That’s exactly their plan. And somehow it’ll probably also have a cryptocurrency money laundering angle as well.
Agreed. And it’ll be more than triple, since all the middle-men who arrange the new contracts will also need paid.
Right back at ya bitch
Federal workers to Fox: “Get fucked.”
