My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/
Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.
Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.
What’s special
UPDATING THE KITCHEN REVITALIZING THE OUTDOOR SPACE
yeah those are the only two things needed and voilà, a dream home!
it would be a selling point if they also slashed the price by 20%
Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…
They started out sane but then started tweaking.
There’s clearly a carbon monoxide leak or something
It makes me think of Betelguese.
Definitely the home of an eccentric “artist.”
Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??
Maybe I just have bad taste but at least half of this type of “eclectic” style I actually like. Some of it is just trashy and gaudy, but some of it is just more interesting to look at than regular old “house” style
Can you imagine attempting to clean this
That driftwood in the lights, picture 19. Really tied the room together.
I think the majority of this is ATBGE. I believe except for a room or two that the previous owner was very happy with the way things looked. I just don’t think anyone else wants to live with those vibes and the cost of renovating that to something more generally appealing is going to be outrageous.
There’s like two pictures here where “good execution” may apply, but the vast majority of this house is just awful taste and depressing.
I don’t understand what they were high on when they designed this.
Looks like it was styled by Otho from Beetlejuice.
Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you’re blind). What’s up with the white sploches on the black though ?
It might be drywall patches they didn’t paint over…
That’s a lot of patches though, which raises even more questions !
The deck area is nice…
That’s all I got.
what’s with the wheels on the counters in the bathroom that very much seem to be anchored to the walls?
This is what happens when you let millennial art majors refurbish a house using all the leftover materials from their failed millennial burger joint.
