where are people getting their long sweaters
From their taller exes
Search “sweater dress”.
This has been my attitude for some time.
I just came up with a new kink because of this: Forced pants wearing.
Nausicaa be like
Well, if I was going to wield an AK47 around, I might at least want pockets tho
Well, girl pants don’t have pockets
You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.
Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!
That’s enough internet for today
Sir, you are getting dangerously close to infringing on my patented idea “Human Kangaroo Pocket”. Expect a C&D from my lawyer within the week.
This is a roo-se!
… dear… god…
You can also just wear a chest rig, without pants…
Also, I am now just remebering these exist: Utilikilt.
I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.
Is this American pants (trousers) or English pants (underwear)?
Quite a different message depending.
Ha! Also, American.
I think this meme would look less cool if you replaced it with a man, but on I’m board.
I’m on board*
Instructions Unclear, got arrested for indecent exposure
Used to hate dresses and skirts, until I found long loose flowey ones. No pants levels of comfy and look nice with like zero effort. Yes absolutely
Commando forever!
As a guy who’s worn a kilt once, I get it. I still wear pants all the time though.
You should try wearing a lungi, it’s a good compromise
Had to Google that one, but damn that looks comfy. Since I mostly work from home now, I might have to try that out. Thanks for the suggestion.
I hate skirts and dresses though. But I do try my best not to wear hard pants anymore. Pjs and leggings only.
Leggings are her compromise.
