SKBLu
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Perfectly Adapted

lemmy.ml

message-square
42
link
fedilink
782

Perfectly Adapted

lemmy.ml

cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
message-square
42
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    10 hours ago

    They aren’t fake lights. Even the lights you see in an animated movie are real lights in that they emit light on the screen.

  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    82
    ·
    1 day ago

    Actually we don’t get cubicles anymore since everyone went with open office plans.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      14 hours ago

      In my programming career (which started in the '90s) I went from private offices with doors to high-walled cubicles to low-walled cubicles to desks in an open office, and finally to an open office plan where you didn’t even have your own assigned desk. The last two steps were working from home (yay) and getting laid off (not as yay).

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      edit-2
      1 day ago

      Can’t concentrate in a open office. I’m made to be alert to the slightest change and see the bear first in the woods.

      • Patches@ttrpg.network
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        20
        ·
        1 day ago

        Gentle Reminder: Your boss is the bear.

        • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 day ago

          He’s yet another distraction.

        • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          21 hours ago

          Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “win the bear chase”

          • Patches@ttrpg.network
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            9 hours ago

            Your coworkers are the other campers.

    • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      45
      ·
      1 day ago

      Proven ineffective and yet they keep doing it.

      • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        19 hours ago

        You can fit more people in an open office concept.

    • 60d@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      1 day ago

      We all live in a Panopticon?

      Say it ain’t so!

  • Durian@lemmy.cafe
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    33
    ·
    1 day ago

    We also never evolved to wake up so early either, the more you think about modern life in regards to how we evolved, the weirder it gets.

    • kibiz0r@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      16
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      Also we’re supposed to sleep twice per 24-hour period

      • Durian@lemmy.cafe
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        1 day ago

        The Greeks are onto something with their siesta culture!

        • jdf038@mander.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          14
          ·
          1 day ago

          And East Asians. And Latino cultures. And (fill in non European culture here probably)

          • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            1 day ago

            As far as I know Southern Europe does have a siesta culture. Northern Europe however does not, at least not the parts I have been.

            • ratel@mander.xyz
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              10
              ·
              1 day ago

              Siesta is a Spanish word and in Europe, a midday nap/siesta is most commonly associated with Spain AFAIK.

              • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                13 hours ago

                In Europe during the middle ages people had two sleep periods.

            • jdf038@mander.xyz
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              1 day ago

              That is true. Spain and Italy for sure do

              I would guess part of it would be tied to the history of the industrial revolution starting jn England and Germany but probably not the whole story

              • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                6
                ·
                1 day ago

                The reason that I am told is that it’s just way to hot during the midday to do anything productive, so you just take a two hour break during the warmest part of the day. But there’s probably more to it than just that.

  • chirichiri@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    21 hours ago

    how does cm2 keep finding these gems

    • Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      13 hours ago

      They actually reposts a lot from fresh from other communities. But still, impressive.

  • lettruthout@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    32
    ·
    1 day ago

    Chemically it’s also perfectly balanced - except our blood alcohol level tends to run low by about 0.05%.

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      37
      ·
      1 day ago

      It’s balanced now. For the previous thousands of years we had a plastic deficiency, but that’s fixed.

      • jdf038@mander.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 day ago

        Those nerds homo habilis didnt even ingest unnatural molecules hmmpf

  • jukmehrk@lemmy.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    21 hours ago

  • goat@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    1 day ago

    why is this screenshot radioactive?

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      1 day ago

      Shrimp.

      • AtariDump@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        19
        ·
        1 day ago

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    1 day ago

    I can do that and I’m pretty sure I’m a fucking nutter

  • BaroqueInMind@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    1 day ago

    The problem is that the best jobs that don’t destroy your body or pay living wages do involve the shit this meme in complaining about.

    Prove me wrong and post jobs that do not involve this shit, doesn’t destroy your body, and pays well. That’s right, you can’t.

    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 hours ago

      I mean, none of my career in IT has involved any of that.

      • BaroqueInMind@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        4 hours ago

        Your career in IT doesn’t involve looking at a computer monitor or an office? You dont work five days a week? Sounds like you may possibly be full of shit.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      21 hours ago

      the best jobs that don’t destroy your body or pay living wages

      I work in a factory and with all the safety equipment and rules the bodily wear and tear is actually not that bad as long as you’re in shape. Plus even office workers often ruin their backs and eyesight over time. And the pay is pretty good too, especially given the fact that I actually enjoy being there.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        20 hours ago

        Too bad my gear is not as durable as me. The logo is already failing.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      1 day ago

      So you’re saying the problem is systemic, not solved by simply finding a new job?

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      Billionaires seem to do well on that front

    • aow@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      Lawyer

      • chocrates@piefed.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        21 hours ago

        My sister is stressed 24/7 as a lawyer. That can’t be healthy

      • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 day ago

        The psyche is arguably part of your body.

  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    “Fake lights”

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      The question is not if it’s fake lights, but how many.

Funny@sh.itjust.works

funny@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !funny@sh.itjust.works

General rules:

  • Be kind.
  • All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
  • Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
  • No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
  • Don’t post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.46K users / day
  • 3.15K users / week
  • 6.41K users / month
  • 13.8K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 11.3K subscribers
  • 1.64K Posts
  • 18.1K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • TheDude@sh.itjust.works
  • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
  • example@reddthat.com
  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org