Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
A cat and a… cat.
Yep. Except I’m a dude.
So is she.
We are all dudes on this blessed day.
If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
So yes, we are all dude.
Dude is all.
Always.
Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.
Speak for yourself
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
A laptop and an… uhhh… a laptop and a… fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.
A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.
Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you’re teaching them how to run Linux on both.
This is me.
God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.
Bong and blow lighter
Wetsuit and 6ft bong
A fork and a knife
My strap-on and a vape
Many things “strap-on” these days…
Care to elaborate?
Also… many things can “vape”
Care to elaborate?
Wow, you’re so special
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An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
A pillow and a blanket
Lame… you need drugs
Melatonin.
Best answer in this thread 😴
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
bucket and a rope
“Uh…um…LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN’…”
Do what now?
I’m still here, I’m just real depressed
Lemme ask you something…
Be kind to yourself, I’ve been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack
I’ve been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too
Thanks, man. I bought myself some cheese so I can get on for a while.
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
A joint and a red bull
Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!
I guess we’re nemeses now 😂
Our battle will be legendary. 👺
Or you can double-team the dude that saunters in with a 5-hour energy and a vape.
Ok you talked me into it, that guy clearly has to be stopped
I’m always down for a dp…I mean a double team.
Bong and an espresso?
You sound like my partner.
