Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

Does she chew with her mouth open?

Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

Nobody had a faster robot?

What??

Nobody knows more about dying than dead people

In a nutshell: average Americans don’t have extra billions of dollars laying around to lobby against corporations writing laws so lawmakers don’t have to be bothered with it

3 days to Paris, one week at most…

Best place to start looking I can think of is James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF)

If they don’t have a course themselves they may have links or ideas, this is right up their alley

US with new technology:

To help fight human trafficking? No

To help find abducted children? No

To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!

Suck zombies just aren’t scary

It’s a temper tantrum turned into a personality.

If he doesn’t go first no nation should allow it. Dude is a fraud.

How do we get some of them Brazilian content orders here in the states?

Wait… didn’t Jared Kushner solve the Middle East a couple years ago?

Laser bearing attack eagles are pretty standard in most modern warfare.