I’d take AI generated picture over these filters.

If you hate brown people, americans go: yeeehaaaa.

And now they expect you to shower as well

I tried to run linux on both my machines and they both have separate problems and i can’t get it to work. I feel so dumb whenever i read: just put in a usb drive and you have linux

There is one female smurf and that has to be enough for all of them.

Pornhub ads don’t bother me. They are annoying, and too loud but 4 seconds is like the magic number. And you only watch it once i think.

They had a show called milf island. Yesterday i learned about the show milf manor.

When i was around 16 and drove around with co workers, they always had to comment on women they saw on the street. Oh she’s so hot. Look at her boobs. Ew she’s ugly. They were super nice guys, but i always just sat there quietly thinking: maybe when i’m an adult i’ll be like that and don’t feel so awkward anymore. I’m always 40 now and still when i sit in a car with guys i don’t really know, nothing has really changed. I still just roll my eyes and when i see a lady with big boobs, i hope no one else saw her. But they always do and have something extremely funny to say.

I used to sit in K.I.T.T when i was like 8. I was absolutely blown away. I still didn’t know what was real and what wasn’t. We touched everything in there, even tho we weren’t allowed to. My friend still has the blurry polaroid. Thinking back, i don’t think it was even close to the production car, and just a car that looked similar with buttons glued on to the dash.

It’s okay, i can imagine it. I can also imagine a dragon on top of it or something.

I think that goes without saying. But i was still very surprised on how good they were, my expectations were very whelmed.

I wonder if there is any bad wood glue out there. I use it quite a bit and I don’t think i ever used the same brand twice.

So one day a friend of mine came over when we were 14, around 25 years ago. He had a piece of newspaper with him and said : check this shit out. It was a big article about a teacher that had a “relationship” with a student. He made me read the whole thing and it was clearer and clearer that it was our school at the time. Not only that, it was also his girlfriend involved. It was super odd. She was like 13 and he was around 60. I don’t really remember the details, but it was a lot of love letters being sent back and forward.

I thought this would be the biggest bombshell in the history of bombshells and could only imagine what monday at school would be like. Long story short, she moved away like IMMEDIATELY, and i have no idea whatever happened to the teacher, but as far as i remember nothing really except that he became a teacher at another school, and no one really ever talked about it, but everyone knew. It was quite bizarre

I hope it catches on and becomes the new “no homo” This guy has some Lucius lips… Homo no mo.

So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old

My tv hasn’t seen an ad since i plugged it in.

I play with a guy online games for over 10 years. I never met him, he lives on the other side of the planet. He knows my real name, my online name changes constantly. He still always calls me by the name i had when he met me. It’s pretty funny.

I think it’s important to know that humans treat these animals like absolute shit to literally drink their shit that doesn’t even taste good, but it’s expensive

Wow what an alpha you are.

For the planet? No. For capitalism, yes.