Zorg made it look way better
Zorg also made things that actually work.
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
Bigger too.
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
He should go back to this
“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”
Adios turd nugget!
Couldn’t find a gif of Corey Feldman?
Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh
Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.
Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.
And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money
You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.
When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you’ll look like a fucking weirdo.
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
Alternatively:
Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein
Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.
Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘
Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown
So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old
“Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”
Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
