I mean it’s literally a scene from Black widow but it’s Natasha and Yelena

School started? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh my God, it’s real…

American here - never heard that phrase myself.

That’s 100% a FedEx move…

Single MILFS in my area, you say…

Next up - snazzy gray officers uniforms and bundeswehr storm troopers.

Wait a sec…

So apparently the “candies” were literally just solid meth tablets.

I have a feeling some smuggler is getting their limbs chopped off right about now for losing their load.

“It’s groceries with dignity,” Paisley said. “We’ve all seen the situations where people are willing to go get a handout in a brown bag from the back of a truck. We envisioned something completely different, where all of the sting of the indignity, that comes with really your kids seeing you in this precarious position.”

Damn, that’s really cool.

Between this and the Game of Thrones jam session, I’m starting to like Brad Paisley

Is ice wet or dry?

Beating women does seem to be on-Brand for him…

O7

Darling It’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me…

Based on the title, I was expecting it to end with a handjob

Mountain mama

👍

I’m so confused by this situation.

From the article, it appears that he exists in a perpetual liminal state between having and not having a license, state id, and driving privileges.

Lion King.

Well if that conspiracy of wind, fire, earth, and birds didn’t want an argument, they wouldn’t have brought him fully formed into being…

Just wait until they find out that date rape is “unlawful activity”, so their sons all start getting sent .

Better start drafting that carve out for congressional family members.