Starlink satellites are like vampires. If we cut off the head of the original vampire they’ll all die. I suggest launching Elon musk into the sun on one of his starships

Congratulations, now you look like a teenage boy.

John! Is that you!?

Aaaand lemmie has become reddit.

Says the person who fundamentally misunderstands John’s problem.

How about instead of paywalling. They just sort of concrete wall the entire site then leave it there too rot for all of eternity?

For the love of god, nobody tell Kristi Noem. She gets a bit trigger happy around loveable, innocent creatures.

It’s ok folks! A 69 hour work week & a new high speed train line will solve the problem. That way the woman can stay home & make babies while the man works his ass off for the conservative old Uber capitalist fucks in charge.

If they build an AI based on reddit content it will be the devil incarnate.

But I don’t want subscriptions to take off…

Meanwhile, I’m calling for the stoning of conservative, christian Burundi presidents.

Smart fella that musk… Wait I meant fart smeller