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Regain Control in my ass

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Shirobon - Regain Control

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    The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

    • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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      In that great ass they call gichagumee (or something like that)

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        His ass, it is said, never gives up its dead When the skies of November turn gloomy

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      That’s a good one. XD

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      For a minute I mixed this up with Marry Ellen Carter by Stan Rogers

      May your ass not be lost to the knowledge of men

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    An old Czech song just played on the radio…

    "Bráním se dojetí" translates to "I resist being touched", apparently

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      Funny thing that sentence in slovenian would mean I am resisting grasping it (as in understanding).

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        Well, dojít also means “come to” as in “understand” or “deduce”, besides the usual meaning of “finish walking”. However, dojetí is the gerund-like form of either the verb dojet (“come to”/“arrive” but not on foot but by a land vehicle; though dojezd or příjezd is used more often) or way more commonly the verb dojmout se (“get moved [emotionally]”).

        The most accurate translation of the song title would be “[I Am] Afraid To Get Emotional” but “Resisting Being Moved/Touched”, close to what Google came up with, is the best if syllable count needs to be preserved.

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    Rip & Tear in my ass

    Yep, been using it as an alarm clock lately 😂

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    Symphony of Destruction in my ass

    fitting because I recently contracted food poisoning

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    Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

    …I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

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      deleted by creator

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        Eggnog in the pony jar in my ass

        (Oh, thats a good password idea, or how to name variables others are eventually gonna need to understand & use)

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    I hope you have the time of your life in my ass.

  • David Palmer@lemmy.nz
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    Hooker with a Penis in my ass

    whelp

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    Bloodflood in my ass. Hmmmmm…

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    All you had to do was stay in my ass.

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    The Rumbling in my ass

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      Good one.

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    9 to 5 in my ass.

    Look, if it’s Dolly I’m all in. This woman is a treasure

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      Well it nice to be consistent I guess

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      Yeah, Dolly can do all the song titles in my ass if she wishes so (and boy do I wish she does).

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    Vulgar display of power in my ass

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    Baby shark in my ass

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    Wouldn’t It Be Nice in my ass 😂

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    Don’t Stop Believing in My Ass

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