3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
Standing optional.
I think that’s somewhere in Luke.
Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.
The guy in the middle can’t tie his tie correctly. You don’t leave it hanging on the side like that. I don’t trust guys like that.
They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.
It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?
I got all the way down on my one knee and nothing short of the second coming is gonna move me from this spot
Don’t think you can swallow the first coming in time?
Is this a proto-Piper Perri meme?