I MISSED IT!?
I’m glad it didn’t happen because I got to pet a cat while the world was supposed to be ending.
I think the Rapture was going to be happy before it was to happen.
The rapture probably did happen but nobody on earth was worthy.
ah fuck i missed the rapture again. guys how was it?
Kind of boring actually.
I would get letters from my grandma - long, winding beseeching me to come to the Lord or whatever, with often a specific date predicted in the near future of the end times. I never kept them because I was embarrassed. She was lonely and mentally ill, and probably trying to manipulate people into visiting her, but she also believed the shit she was saying, even though it kept changing, IMO.
I think that’s a little bit of what is going on with these signs
Oh come on! I was gonna get a haircut today.
According to their own book, no man will know the day or the hour IIRC. So anyone who says they know, at all, is by default wrong, and you can guarantee that it won’t happen at that time.
The
Jehovah’s Witnesses7th Day Adventists figured out that it was supposed to happen in 1844. According to The Baha’is, they were right but wrong at the same time.
Shit, I missed it.
Shouldn’t have taken that nap.
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Do we need any more proof that the rapture is over and we missed it?
I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
May you be toughed by thy Noodley appendage! - FIFY
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I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
Oh please yes!