Yours is a NONargument because it completely kills the discourse.

This you?

They’re also the people that think minimum wage is enough, working a minimum wage job is easy (so much easier than their job), and, have and would never work a minimum wage job in their life.

I absolutely don’t like working. But I like things. My basic needs are insufficient for me to be comfortable and happy.

I would choose to work so I could go to the movies, buy video games, eat and drink decadent things, pursue hobbies, travel, etc.

Enough food, enough shelter, enough mobility, and enough telecommunication ironically isn’t enough for me.

I’ve been fortunate to never have been only scraping by. I don’t believe many people would choose it and it absolutely baffles me that so many people believe that so many people would.

This sounds like one of those things where really it’s 2 tiny Midwestern towns whose municipal limits are on either side of a dirt road.

Jokes on you, commie! Space is part of the US of A. You put a flag up there, it’s yours. Thems the rules.

I pause videos to read what’s on screen.

The add on I need is to automatically send the advertiser a message telling them I’m boycotting their product due to their participation in increasingly shitty advertising.

What if we privatize government?

I still fucking love Star Wars. I’m super excited for this game.

I will never pay $110 for a god damn video game. And neither should any Star Wars fan.

It’s Butlerweave or nothing for me!

You won’t come after me if I right click? Legally, I mean.

Sound like entrapment tbh

“How can I fix this so I don’t have to throw it away?”

“Go back in time, idiot!”

I’ve used tin foil to make the same repair. You can be as sloppy as you like, after it fits snuggly, you can just peel/rub off any excess.

In other news, new evidence shows Hitler “wasn’t such a great guy” even as early as 1932.

It’s always been okay. Conservatives don’t give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em… as long as there’s human suffering to be had!

I’m not a scientist, I don’t know one way or the other if there are “cleaner” fossil fuels. But I believe the Exxon CEO when he claims there are.

Hanlon’s Razor doesn’t apply to CEOs. It’s always 100% conscious malicious choices.

While it’s easy to believe Exxon would make up “we could have done it cleaner but it cost more than the market would bear” its much more in tune with big oil’s real strategy of “we absolutely knew about it and beyond doing nothing, we actively suppressed action about it and spent a lot of money ensuring no one else would too.”

Also, everyone loves underdog. The inverse is true. No one likes updog.

Beaver pellets.

I can’t confirm this, but I suspect this man expects to be paid in beaver shit.

I always felt that way about Hershey chocolate! Glad to finally have confirmation that it literally tastes like I just threw up.

People using ‘infuriating’ when they should be using ‘irritating’

That’s like arguing that 99% of the light off a heating element is a laser beam directed straight into deep space.