Guess what? People aren’t their families and we don’t know what his relationship with them is.

He may well not be on the best of terms with the rich members of his family, being the good kind of class traitor and all…

Strictly for those that don’t need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.

That would be…

important context is that Buffett said this was a problem

Yet he still insists on remaining a hectobillionaire, profiting obscenely off of the very system that incentivizes the war.

Until that changes, he deserves as much credit as Shell does for pretending to want to decrease emissions.

I had a roast cooling off, and this was the only way to keep her and her sister away from it.

Of course, that just makes it much MORE outrageous from her perspective 😄

the snake people can go back to Reno where they belong

NGL, literal snake people from Reno would make for an excellent comic book, movie, or Fallout mod 😄

I can’t believe they said Chr*stian! That’s the name of the BDSM billionaire from 50 Shades of Horny Soccer Moms!

Actually, I’m almost 42 and can trust farts much BETTER than I used to…ever since I stopped drinking 5 years ago 😉

Such a cheerful gal with a bowel so irritable!

The ocean, sooner or later…

Wasn’t it the CEO of NBC at the time who said in 2016 “Trump is bad for America but great for us”?

Meanwhile, the Business As Usual Party has decided that their only mistake was that they didn’t stick closely enough to their usual 1992 playbook.

Internal critics point to ignoring vulnerable people who weren’t widely accepted as standard humans in 1992 in stead of actively vilifying them as their biggest mistake.

True to form, they then warmly welcomed their new fascist overlords in between receiving legal bribes from billionaires and their corporations to be extremely weak when negotiating for workers and generous towards said billionaires when writing legislation and regulations.

The look on your faces when you found out that you didn’t even need cattle for it!

We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.

I thought we already did? Where else would they be finding Republican politicians and opinion columnists?

I’m not sure there are any humans there.

That’s because it’s a capybara community, not a human community.

I knew about the origin, but always thought it was called Hawaiian because of the combination of pineapple and ham, both of which are known as staples of modern Hawaiian food. TIL!

Still no notes

The obsession with Soros is hilarious

Until you realize that it’s not about Soros. He’s just their shorthand for “those evil Jews that secretly control everything”

When she says “I’m not the Soros candidate I am of the people like you”, what she’s actually saying is “don’t worry, I hate and distrust Jews too. I’m a (gentile) white supremacist like you”.