Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga’s scammer-trapping labyrinth.
Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company’s AI-hell phone tree.
I prefer my punishments to be ironic.
Man i would love to read a transcription of that call hahaha!
"I walked into my private bathroom during the 15 minute “return to office pizza party and some animal had written DDD on the wall! I pay good money for this service, want a police escort for my coffee run!”
-Seeo the Clown
I hope being a CEO becomes the most dangerous job in the country making the job untenable until they all get replaced with wallstreetbets AI algo.
“No matter how angry we are, you cannot take a weapon, a ghost gun, put a silencer on and target someone and shoot them. That’s the bottom line,” said Adams
Actually big guy? Turns out you can
I hope it’s just a recording of Nelson Muntz saying “Ha ha!”
That would be…
Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?
Strictly for those that don’t need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.
Hard to call when you have a bullet in the head.
What prevents anybody from calling? Or any self employed from giving themselves the title of CEO? Are they going to reject CFOs and other Cs?
Why do I think this will end up being “hotline for rich bastards”?
Thoughts and prayers. 👼 Maybe they need more mindfulness seminars.
0118 999 881 999 119 725
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There’s a good chance that if this gets enough push back they’ll just implement it quietly and call it something else. Nobody will even know.
“We have to get over it.”
Illustrious Donald Trump
Someone needs to leak that number.
What we really need is a murder support group
