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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Hard to call when you have a bullet in the head.

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    Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga’s scammer-trapping labyrinth.

    Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company’s AI-hell phone tree.

    I prefer my punishments to be ironic.

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    I hope it’s just a recording of Nelson Muntz saying “Ha ha!”

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      That would be…

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    Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?

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      Strictly for those that don’t need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.

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    Thoughts and prayers. 👼 Maybe they need more mindfulness seminars.

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    0118 999 881 999 119 725

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      Tap for spoiler

      …3

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    “We have to get over it.”

    Illustrious Donald Trump

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    There’s a good chance that if this gets enough push back they’ll just implement it quietly and call it something else. Nobody will even know.

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    What prevents anybody from calling? Or any self employed from giving themselves the title of CEO? Are they going to reject CFOs and other Cs?

    Why do I think this will end up being “hotline for rich bastards”?

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