If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

A bodyguard would turn on him. Torture him first to transfer wealth then top him.

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

1% tax imposed on any money entering or leaving a bank or stock account.

“Greatest country on earth” sorry bud, just lost that title.

This will be everyone in Gaza when rapey gets in power.

“I’m voting for rapist” is a pretty shit message.

Chilling and saying hi to your neighbour is propaganda??

Repeal of the fainess doctrine has also had a major impact.

Something like this

Pretty sure a machine that can be built to make popcorn can also.be engineered to self clean. Human maintenance one per week to swap out parts and re-top corn.

Love that Bill Hicks quip “i wasnt a heavy snoker. I go through two lighters a day, dude.”

Many countries still have ciggy vending machines.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_machine

By human or machine?

BMW and Audi are like the poor man’s Porsche. They are often owned by pretentious, self absorbed arseholes who don’t know how to drive, or couldn’t care less about endangering other road users.

Or the Australian version “Matebook”, full with Aussies.

Mate.

Should be like GDPR fines: 4% of your annual global revenue.

Edit: just read “It has so far fined Meta a total of 2.5 billion euros for breaches under the bloc’s General Data Protection Regulation’s (GDPR), introduced in 2018, including a record 1.2 billion euro fine in 2023 that Meta is appealing”

Wow, Meta really likes donating to the EU

CS agents have to work a minimum of 17 tickets per hour. Their quality is assessed by How’s My Driving responses from customers, and the HMD have to meet a certain level.

This incentives the agent to wrap the ticket up as quickly as possible, to the best outcome for the customer, in the hopes they leave 5* HMD responses.

CS agent actions cost the company money? Who cares.

CS agents actions were good for the environment? Who cares.

Speed and High HMD is the only two things on a CS agents mind.