Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)
Good thing I’ve got a built-in straw ;)
Hi yes where can one purchase this phenomenal book?
Guess it’s upper case then.
Mmm yeah, that sweet sweet grind culture
Checkmate, Americans
This is fucking awesome
These takes are colder than my dead mother.
I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, but I’ll admit that sometimes you get some low quality stuff that literally tastes like cold toothpaste.
From the article, for those like me that didn’t actually want to open it:
Now, the HOP Shops do not have just any old ordinary bathroom. With the push of a button, it transforms into a disco-centric scene.
“They got a button in every HOP Shop. You push it, the disco lights come on and the music plays,” Tiana Abney explained.
Came for climate doom, stayed for Flaco.
Why does it slide across the floor? Do you live on a boat?
I feel like that’s a conversation you should have had with your parents by now.
Yeah it’s a joke - fahrenheit is what they’re making fun of, probably especially because it would be more appropriate to use celsius in the context of “world news”.
Oh no, I hope… I hope it doesn’t string me!
This still does not answer which ceasefire you’re referring to. Could refer to Ukraine, for example.
shhhh just let it fappen.
haha wife bad
I wish to sit upon my throne while watching you prepare my meal