😂

This sounds like a plausible thing that actually happened.

How can anyone like reading those samey-same replies constantly?

Mark Richard Shuttleworth (born 18 September 1973) is a South African and British entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of Canonical, the company behind the development of the Linux-based Ubuntu operating system.[1] In 2002, Shuttleworth became the first South African to travel to space, doing so as a space tourist.[2][3][4] He lives on the Isle of Man and holds dual citizenship from South Africa and the United Kingdom.[5][6] According to the Sunday Times Rich List in 2020, Shuttleworth is worth an estimated £500 million. –Wikipedia

This explains so much.

I didn’t even think of that. Another good question!

I’m not asking about a Dorito shape.

A tip: “You got me, I actually [complete opposite of what I’ve been saying for the rest of this thread]” is typically sarcasm.

My dude, I’m as autistic as the next person on this website, but even I gotta say: You will not make it on the internet if you don’t learn to recognize sarcasm.

At this point it’s clear you’re just trolling.

At some point you have to take responsibility for your own actions.

You got me, I don’t give a shit about the environment, unlike you, the biggest tree-hugger in the world.

Oh, well, if others are worse then I guess you’re not doing anything wrong.

If you know there’s going to be a traffic jam at 5PM on the I-Fuckit, aggravated by your presence, is that not intent or, at the very least, gross negligence?

At what point do carbrains become liable for destroying the environment?

How do you envision that going, exactly?

What’s the benefit of leaving your house?

“Grow up and live in the real world” / “Life’s not fair” / other thought-terminating cliches used to shut down anyone who wants the world to be a better place than it is. Like, I fucking know it’s an unfair place. The whole point is that I would like for it to be less unfair.

Pay a human to draw it for you.

It has the letters in a grid! It’s unintuitive at first, but one you get used to it it’s pretty quick.

ThumbKey on Fdroid

It’s not random! The placement is based on letter frequency.