I’d just like to know how the same fucking company that makes Illustrator and Photoshop can come up with something as astonishingly shitty as Acrobat.

I just love that you use a word like “huge” to describe your stuff … then actually back it up with awesome photo evidence. Bravo!

Honestly it just doesn’t sound like a legit app to me. Sounds like some guy’s personal project.

Calling your cool new app “TARD,” for example — and then insisting (with a straight face) that it is simply an acronym and “people should get over it” — is just being stupid and missing the entire point…while failing miserably.

Nice

They can’t see me.

You wield great … power.

That’s it I’m sold gimme god.

If it flies, look for a huge spike in stds

Stupidity goes in there too for baiting any and every psycho who can now instantly become an armed psycho.

Good luck. You’re going to get nothing but “popular = bad” here.

Eyez

TLDP ftw!

Wil Ferrell + RHCP drummer = so much this.

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But the suicide part … that confirmed as well?

Honestly don’t know, just surprised to read that.

This is beautiful but looks more like a painting than photography.

Wat

Breathing optional? Oh, nose holes. Still.

What.

barf