I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.
Took me awhile, but I finally decoded “bire”.
It’s diary.They wrote dire not bire
…and?
so there’s no bear named bire
Imagine actually spending your time writing a fake diary entry with fake spelling mistakes just to try and get some attention on the internet jfc.
Everyone needs hobbies, but this one would be more believable for a range 5 to 7…
I sometimes go through my old emails and texts, and the level of cringe I get from that is off the freaking charts
That’s not good for 9
Usually happens when you make shit up for internet points
Looks fake to me
On the contrary they were a comedic genius
4th of Julie lmao
Makes a lot of sense, not gonna lie.
✨️4✨️
Still haven’t figured out punctuation, huh?
EDIT: Actually, your 9 year-old self had a better grasp on it! And yeah, I know I’m coming across as a grammar Nazi. But spelling, grammar, and punctuation mean something! Long articles or books would be difficult and unpleasant to read if not for editors…
At least they got 12:00 PM right unless they were up at midnight
Ah yes the noon after noon
I was able to write better in english than in that diary when i was 9 and its not even my first language
If someone in my class wrote that bad when i was 9, they would get a green circle(the worst thing that you could get at that time) on an english test
Edit: i forgot a not
*badly
I disagree.
She is already willingly writing about her day; she is ahead of many when looking at our educational system.
Her writing and grammar can improve a bit, but what a wonderful start she had!
Narrator: it didn’t.
Stay hopeful!
Narrator: NigelFrobisher didn’t
The joke is that 4th of July is not when the year changes. It’s the 1st of January for all those wondering