Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well, what’s the matter little friend? You think this party is the pits?

Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose

Their finger’s on the button, all they need is an excuse

It doesn’t take a military genius to see

We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III

There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?