Let’s uh all take an AI safety class before we make an AGI that survives off the oxygen from human blood.
MANKIND IS DEAD.BLOOD IS FUEL.HELL IS FULL.I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
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A robotic symbiont
More like a parasite since it’s competing with the rest of your body for that oxygen.
Presumably doctors would only implant a device which benefits the patient.
“Presumably”
Off to !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org…
Yes but does it benefit the device?
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And which doctor is prescribing it?
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Put them in my hands so I can just charge my phone by holding it.
Also, if someone has a heart attack and needs defibrillation, I’ll have it covered.
I like your thinking but I doubt it will work in its current state.
The researchers then implanted the battery under the skin on the backs of rats and measured its electricity output. Two weeks later, they found that the battery can produce stable voltages between 1.3 V and 1.4 V, with a maximum power density of 2.6 µW/cm2. Although the output is insufficient to power medical devices, the design shows that harnessing oxygen in the body for energy is possible.
Does it involve plugging myself into the Matrix. I can’t wait until the AI uses humans as a power source
runs out of oxygen to charge and passes out
I’ve heard this sort of thing 1000 times before, and so far it never materialises.
I’m down for technology making use of otherwise-unused energy is great. But that prompts the question – is the oxygen it’s pulling from unused energy? Could this negatively affect the oxygenation of blood?
Probably. But if it means that you can have a lifetime heart pacemaker without ever changing batteries or external charging ports, that may be convenient. I mean, the tradeoff here is probably for people that are worried about more severe things than being a bit slower when jogging.
