Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoComedy has peaked ladies and gentlemenlemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1350arrow-down141
arrow-up1309arrow-down1imageComedy has peaked ladies and gentlemenlemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareFat Tony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoWas that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn’t they have found literally anyone else?!
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoNo it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.
minus-squareFat Tony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-22 months agoNice, I’ll save that line for my girl 😎 Edit: She didn’t get it.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoHere is the text. It’s actually quite pretty. You don’t have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song of Solomon 1&version=ESV
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
minus-squareFat Tony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFor real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn’t they have found literally anyone else?!
No it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.
Nice, I’ll save that line for my girl 😎
Edit: She didn’t get it.
Here is the text. It’s actually quite pretty. You don’t have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song of Solomon 1&version=ESV
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.