Well, they picked a theme and went with it.

I mean, I’m not saying I like it, but it probably looks much less garish IRL.
The estate agents have clearly taken the photos on an overcast day, then (with their usual cack-handed approach to photography) fucked with the sliders in Photoshop until the pictures look less dingy.

They say Art Deco, I reckon it is more Louis Quatorze. Imagine going all highfalutin like that and your “kitchen” is just tagged on the side of your living room like a commoner.

I refuse to believe that this isn’t a “hidden item” mobile game.

Had to squint to look at these images. How do you keep this place clean? So many places you need to dust.

I like the golden toilet brush.

This is where hedonism bot lives.

The Queen of France called, she suggests that you eat cake.

If the toilet is not made of gold, no deal!

I like that there’s no escape

It’s definitely a place where gold lamé slippers and a silk smoking jacket would fit right in…

The old fashioned way of modern all-in-white style.

I was surprised to see lions over the couch instead of a reclining nude.

Dictator chic on a budget

Who knew you’d find this level of hyper-chintz bordello in Acton?

Am impressed & not for the first time want to become a documentary maker just as an in to get to hang out with people I never knowingly encounter & to tell their story.

Pooey XIV