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I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
Speak for yourself
That’s what the “I” at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
She put a bag on my head
We get it, you’re not Jewish.
This article is hilarious and I’m already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
I volunteer as tribute
But why ;-;
new bottom surgery just droppedFun fact: It’s called a “french kiss” because you’re supposed to bite their tongue off.
I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real…
It’s a Reductress article.
Teeth as told by Parisians
La Blue Girl vibes.
Just use vinegar.