Someone buy this man a period, please.
Bottom surgery hasn’t gotten that far yet, sorry.
Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.
Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.
Straight from the mouth of the Raving Derelict in The Simpsons.
I gave up trying to parse this after about three lines.
I can’t even parse this
This fucker could give Marxist theorists a run for their per-word money.
Not even ChatGPT can produce verbal diarrhea as quickly.
I told 'em! I told 'em! Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit! Bugger’m!
you know you’re gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils
I have no idea what this is even trying to prove
What the fuck, like someone actually explain
You need to think again