Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
From your most photogenic swimmer.
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…
For the cheap and lazy.
Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.
And people forget that we’re also the egg.
No no, people don’t forget the egg, it’s just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.
And the serum is just a stain in your sock without the magic egg.
Exactly, it’s when the magic happens that it matters. Otherwise it’s smears all around
The one that happened to show up when the mob made an opening*
Thr ovulo selects the sperm and open the door for it.
FLazy: Father’s Day/Date Sun, Jun 16, 2024 for the USA.
You’ve still got like 2 weeks for the people who care.
Seriously, why did OP post this two weeks ahead of time
Poster-sized prints take a while.
Just kidding, the idea of sending this to one’s own father is rather repulsive. Guess some of y’all are weirdos though and that’s cool :)
Yeah, my dad would disown me again if I sent him this
These are the kinds of cards my wife might have given me before my son was old enough to pick one out for me.
Actually, the fastest swimmer bangs his head on the egg’s shell and gets none.
