God was in no way involved in the creation of Chihuahuas.
I play “war face” with my chihuahua. I just make a claw with my hand and say “war face” and he gets all snarly and toothy. But he’s wagging his tail the whole time and if you stop he whines and demands more angry time.
I think he forgor the cuteness when making me.
Hey, come on now, elephants think you’re cute. Probably.
Chihuahuas are dogs running honey badger software.
I wonder how chihuahuas with rabies behave… Maybe they become Satans hell hounds or maybe the stat overflows and they become the best creatures in existence…
Oh, I just realized how hard it would be to tell if a Chihuahua had rabies unless you could see it literally foaming. With most dogs you get a warning because they don’t normally behave that aggressively, but with Chihuahuas…
In all of chihuahuas I have met, only one was a psychotic rage monster. The rest totally tracks. Now Pomeranians…those things drive me insane. I absolutely love dogs, but I cannot stand Pomeranians. WHERE IS THE OFF SWITCH.
Ah yes…the Miniature Pinscher.
Good thing there was no Chemical X
