I’m pretty sure this is satire. It was posted earlier without the name obscured, and it’s a comedian.
Correct. It was posted by Ken Cheng: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Cheng
When you can’t tell anymore, it’s very telling. Mirepoix is tasty and the onions are cut very finely in it.
This is Poe’s Law. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe’s_law
Poe’s law is an adage of Internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.[
I frequently find myself with a shit ton of mirepoix and I’m getting sick of soup, what else can I do with it?
We’ve left the analogy, I’m just looking at a giant bowl of mirepoix in my fridge
Dang, was trying to look up a few suggestions and all the results were bullshit articles about what it is, its history, etc.
Off the top of my head, it should work well in fried rice, added to a potato filling for perogies, or a red sauce for pasta.
Ooh I never thought about potato filling. I don’t have any dumplings/pierogies, but I do have potatoes…maybe a shepherd’s pie
I’m gonna use up some of it tonight with bolognese
I’m not sure how many stock options there were in 19th century rural Austria.
You definitely had the ability to invest in the US/UK stock markets from Berlin during the 1920s. The Black Tuesday 1929 Wall Street crash kicked off a shockwave of economic contraction that toppled multiple European governments, Germany included.
I have to assume that a hypothetical alt-history Hitler who was heavily invested in the DOW Jones in 1929 would have felt just about the same way.
In 1929 Hitler was already well and truly…well, Hitler, and hated the “Jewish” stock market.
Not so much that he rejected IBM, Standard Oil, Eastman-Kodak, or Coca-Cola.
Slavery = bad
Wage slavery = good??
he can have power of people in a business context, which is always morally good
Man, what???
This dude really looked at fucking Adolf Hitler and said “man, he’d make a great CEO”
I mean
If I were a good writer, I would write a science fiction story that was about a guy who goes back in time and convinces the art school that this Hitler kid isn’t very good yet, but he has a lot of promise, so accept him.
So I hang around social media with a lot of Nazis (I have a fake white Facebook alt to befriend them and get them banned), and many of them collect prints of Hitler’s art. It’s pretty awful.
Oh, I know. He had technical skill but no creativity.
Eh, you’re only delaying the holocaust for about a year that way. Hitler was a talentless hack and he’d never make it in the art world in any timeline.
Maybe, but I still think it would be an entertaining story.
It’s sort of like this comic but longer.
Went back in time and killed history’s greatest monster, Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Using LinkedIn here is cheating.
Germany just invaded Poland. Here’s how it will effect B2B SaaS:
Sanest Linkedin user.
Imagine if we could go back in time and teach Hitler about Bitcoin.
LOL!
Why do people ask him about Hitler so much
I call LinkedIn occupational hubris
I come from a big accounting firm, so most of what I see are former colleagues who’ve made partner posting about occupational efficiencies and how much financial gain they accomplish.
Some of them are complete blithering idiots who’ve failed upwards and now think they’re geniuses
Others are just complete psychopaths who would gladly shiv their own mothers in the neck for a fraction of a step up the ladder. Hell, they would boast about doing so.
The latter facilitates and nurtures a toxic culture of stabbing your coworkers in the back at every possible opportunity for your own gain wherein saying anything good about a coworker, especially a subordinate, is a sign of weakness and considered sinful.
But on LinkedIn, they’re all the heroes of their own narratives.
Funny, if someone asked me that question I would just give them a weird look and slowly walk away; never to speak to them again.
I guess that’s just me.
Would you go back in time to kill baby Hitler?
A index. Much funds.
Are we all asphyxiating on the higher CO2 levels in the air? Is this really what humans are like?
