Some of the posts in this community are just crazy out of whack.
I’m only subbed because I’m too disabled to shower myself.
anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.
forgot ro shower for a few days
My doctor called that depression.
Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?
Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.
Don’t you like… Feel the need to wash on your skin? No microcontrollers required?
We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.
Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.
Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.
Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.
Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.
OP doesn’t lie
Oh well, fair enough. Glad you found a solution that works for you.
Oof, shots fired.
all wounds septic
I cunt believe you’ve done this…
you guys have thoughts?
An excruciating number, yes
Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die
You guys?
BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Go pester Link ya judgemental fuck.
Bro u shower too much
Once a day is definitely not too much.
Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!
Or don’t think
Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. You’re not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.
My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of “fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice” and “time to turn up the heat a smidge.” Am I doing it wrong?
Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.
Maybe because the oldentimes r/showerthoughts was explicitly NOT for thoughts that came to you in the shower. They were kinda strickt about it and stoned your snoo to death if you dared.
Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they’re doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don’t have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?
ELI5
