Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.
Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho
it’s not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it’s the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\
republicans aren’t saying anything because they’re too busy racisting his non-white wife
Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool
Can I make fun of him for how poorly he’s wearing it? Honestly, he ain’t wearing it. It’s wearing him.
It’s the most basic eyeliner. Doesn’t even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.
He ain’t got the confidence to rock it like a real man.
racisting
i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win
Idk I find all the memes mocking closeted or queer presenting republicans for being closeted or queer presenting pretty gross. A bunch of people who are suffering because they can’t be out is sad, not funny, to me. Even if those people suck. I can still hate the parts that suck and feel sympathy for the parts that don’t.
It is terribly sad - they must live in a world of hurt.
However so many of these people actively try to hurt LGBTQ+ and trans people by inciting hate and changing laws to harm the non-straight. In particular they have been preaching that being gay/trans equates to being a child molester. This is horrific and needs to stop. Exposing the hypocrisy is essential to reducing the harm they are inflicting to real people right now
Fine, then mock them for being hypocrites. So much of the criticism is shit like the Grindr search volume in Milwaukee. What’s the joke - a bunch of gay people came to Milwaukee? They can’t be out? They aren’t who you’d think you were? It’s not funny if you apply it to some other group. It wouldn’t be funny if Republicans made the same comment about the DNC convention.
If you want to mock someone for being a hypocrite, mock them for being a hypocrite. JD Vance sucks in part because he’s a hypocrite, because he wears makeup while criticizing people who don’t adhere to gender norms. To just criticize the makeup alone is not good enough to expose the hypocrisy.
Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.
Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge
NONE
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I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a “makeup wearing soyboy” and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power
Are we 100% sure he is wearing makeup or is this unconfirmed like the rumor saying “JD Vance fucked a couch”
His whole look is very not butch. That beard is very well groomed and his hair is immaculate. His skin also looks very cared for. I do believe his dear papa may have been a lumberjack.
Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think he would be a lot happier if he just embraced it, poor thing.
That’s because he’s not a hillbilly. He grew up in Ohio and went to Yale. His grandparents were from Appalachia, so he calls himself a hillbilly- and uses a bunch of bullshit stereotypes about Appalachia while doing it.
There is hillbilly Ohio. Huntington is just across the border and even in Columbus you get a lot of refugees from Appalachia, including my girlfriend. But he’s from fucking Middletown. I’m from the Dayton area with a grandparent who grew up in West Virginia myself, but given that one of my partners grew up in part in rural Tennessee, and even my ex in Lexington was far more Appalachian than I could ever be, I understand that I’m not someone who can claim this.
What gets to me is how Middletown does give him a sob story. It’s been hit hard by the decline of the rust belt. Like, it’s rough by Dayton standards. But he doesn’t want to acknowledge that the money ghouls destroyed his home state
Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren’t anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.
Yeah, if he was a progressive I’d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead I’m ashamed because of his actions
Two guys who have clearly altered their physical appearances with makeup: “NOOOOOOOO MEN MUST BE MANLY”
Shame they’re fuckin hypocrites
He’s a homosectional.
I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!
At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.
nice flex haha
I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.
I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.
What do you think he labels himself as on his Grindr profile, bear? Sloppy otter?
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.
It’s actually Mountain Dew.
romulan.
Maybe it’s Art Van
That couch never stood a chance.
