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Here’s the comic before it was squished by a hydraulic press
One of the best joke I saw about that shit was like “Hey, you know how those ancient aliens only seem to help building Egyptian pyramids, pre columbian and Asian temples, Moai, etc…? Only logical conclusion : looks like aliens must really hate white people.”
The aliens hated white people so much they put a bunch of cathedrals all over europe to keep them under control.
Among the …creative “historians” who plague French-speaking youtube, there’s an idiot who spends hours and hours claiming all of the cathedrals were made by vikings to spread the true faith, fucking Odinism, against Christianity.
The guy doesn’t even know what a “cathedral” is (literally just a church with a bishop in it), and cherry picks examples (some of them not cathedrals) that he can make roughly make correspond timewise (ignoring dozens of cathedrals long before or after the relatively short viking expansion).
He also quotes nazi pseudo-historians, theories about the templars being vikings and establishing South-American empires, and he presents himself to his most devoted
cult membersfans as the incarnation of a Norse deity. He hasn’t made up his mind about whether he’s Heimdall or Hermod though.Heimdall or Hermod>
Sounds like he’s Nimrod.
do you also watch Quinton reviews? he even turned it into a shirt.
https://www.pixelempire.com/products/aliens-didnt-like-white-people-shirt
Yeah, wasn’t sure where I had heard it first, but it was probably him.
That guy owes me literal days of my time.
same, I watched all the Nickelodeon videos. 10/10
I know it’s part of the joke here, but not a bad time to mention the pyramids weren’t built by enslaved workers at all. It was likely dedicated domestic laborers working 3-4 hr days.
Sort of astounding that the silhouettes are the group in the foreground copy-pasted.
Using wimpy aliens like ET would take too long. Gotta get a Xenomorph.
I laughed more than I would have expected at this. Awesome. Get us some power stations or whatever.
Real?
