Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.
Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.
Well I didn’t know that! Interesting,
A plant-based schnitzel with oxheart cabbage cooked in stock with a bit of garlic bechamel.
I can’t be arsed signing up to an image generator thing but imagine I’ve posted a fake photo of Lemmy from Motorhead offering a plate of stollen.
Except the whites have got stains on them.
I pressed ctrl + F, typed in “wash”, and your comment was the only mention. Are people forgetting to wash fruit or forgetting to say they wash fruit?
Literally the only thing I know about Robert Downey Junior is that he plays Iron Man in Iron Man.
In the Netherlands, there’s no duty to carry ID with you everywhere you go, but if you happen to be asked to show ID by someone with the authority, you have to, so it’s sort of mandatory in practice because you never know what’ll happen.
Poll: is “$102 million dollars” “102-dollar million dollars” or “102 million-dollar dollars”?
Both where I’m from and where I live in western Europe are the oldest buildings 14th-century churches.
My mum’s got a great anecdote about how the doctor came around about my cough when I was a newborn, and he came into a room full of local mums all fawning over me in my cot and chugging away.
I go in with a lot of fervour myself, but “blasting”?
Famous-1920s-dancer-long, apparently!
I concede, but the joke is supposed to be told verbally so I’m happy with my choice.
You could have a cheeky tommy tank.