Hillbillies don’t watch the Olympics.

1. No monster trucks
2. No bud light
3. No tailgaters
4. Loud cars missing
5. Very few tough-guy sports.

Like, sure, we need to move the fencing to a chariot race, and make jousting and full contact gladiatorial combat a thing. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Then we’ll get the hicks watching. Just dont call it SCA as that’s a nerd thing.