This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects
Be the change you want to pee.
Thanks I hate it (or like it).
Serious answer: it’s a “smart” urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.
If you’re in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.
Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal
To alert staff when customers have eaten the cake and it needs to be replenished
How else are you gonna get the pictures off it?
If they wanted pictures of a bunch of cocks why not just put the camera in your moms mouth?
I mean…they could just go on omegle.
Not as many cocks there
Omegle is gone :(
Or Grindr.
Wrong community, this should be in pissposting
You would be surprised what some are capable of
Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls
Because USB would be gross
how else is is the video supposed to get to my phone???
It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco
Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing
This is the most realistic sounding explanation and I’m really gullible
The Bluetooth Device is ready to pair!
It needs to sell the pee data to advertisers.
So it knows if you’re subscribed to urinal services.
The difference in usage that badboy would get during a football game versus a gig at the same stadium would be enormous. Things like flush cycle frequency and when to turn the system on/off to conserve water. Nothing massively sinister - boring facility management stuff mostly.
i’m gonna hack the urinal to make it flush in people’s faces
It’s so they can collect big data on the quality of pee of everyone
It sells better
oh god, how long until we see AI powered urinals?
Wireless pee
