If you don’t feel like eating the crust, you’re having a shitty pizza.
Agreed. Just crushed a pizza and the crust was awesomely good
Unless you’re trying to maximize protein to carb ratio when eating a pizza (if your top priorityis to eat the pizza). But then, are you really eating a pizza if you don’t eat the crust?
Marcos is where it’s at.
People like to shit on little sneazers too but they’re pizza is made from the shame shit as their crazy bread.
Also all crust tastes fire when dipped in a vat of garlic butter.
Even when our dough is off, it’s oiled and garlicked. I find it hard to argue with the garlic.
But I like the cheese and topping part a lot more so way eat extra calories?
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Make me?
Apparently you’ve been eating substandard pizza, because really good pizza crust is a delight unto itself.
However if you insist you only like the toppings, you have 2 choices:
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Find a life partner who loves crust.
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Just bake the toppings in/on a sheet pan and eat them directly from it, without crust.
It’s not just toppings, but it’s all of them together that I prefer. 1’s good advice though for sure
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Ah yes, I’m a grown-ass adult and I take orders from a meme.
Throwing away the crust is just wasting food.
Born and raised in us never understood it I eat the crust unless the it has the consistency of charcoal
You eat the base of the pizza there? That’s crazy. It’s like eating a paper plate. You are supposed to eat only the topping. Next you’re gonna say you eat the bread that wraps your sandwiches.
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Protip: leave some cheese near the crust and eat the crust lengthwise. Tada! You got cheesy bread.
You are mistaken, I am a grown ass-man.
Proctologist?
How to eat crust
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Method 1: Finish main portion of slice, then raw dog crust
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Method 2: Finish main portion of slice, then dip in preferred sauce or orifice.
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Method 3: Puree entire slice and insert into mouth hole via straw or funnel.
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Method 4: Roll pizza slice around crust, creating a Swiss Pizza Roll. slice into wheels 1/4-1/2" thick width. Use 4 Pizza Wheels, several toothpicks, and one additional slice of pizza to create a PizzaMobile. Race your friends or pet or imaginary friend to see who can make the fastest PizzaMobile!
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Method 5: Throw crust in the trash can and stare at it for 5-10 minutes. Glare loathingly at it; make it understand exactly how disgusted you are by its lack of sauce, cheese, and toppings. What a piece of shit…
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When I was in grade school, I used to only eat the crust. I hated the center part with its tomatoes and cheese and stuff.
Young you would’ve absolutely loved bread
“We’re now live at Mr Plohmann’s who’s voluntarily eaten nothing but pizza crust for four years.”
“I never said ‘voluntarily’!”
“You still eating that?”
I’m a grown ass man. I’ll eat or don’t eat what i damn well please.
And wash the tablet down with water. You don’t need chewy ones.
Agree.
I love the crust. But sometimes I don’t need the extra carbs.
