Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.
Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.
No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.
Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.
Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.
Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.
Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.
Step 4: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.
Step 1: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.
Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.
Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.
Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.
Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.
Ingest excitedly.
This has me crying lol
How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to “fix” your numbering while writing that?
Markdown’s “smart” numbering is the worst.
I really appreciate how much effort you put into this
What was step 3 again?
I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.
Did you mean Step 3?
Lmao, amazing
Oh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now
This was epic. Thank you fine .worder!
You forgot that in step 2 you’re supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or “good hand.”
This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants
I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I’ll try again, but I’m running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.
step 3 is such an eye-opener!
Tbh Step 3 was as far as I got. How do you get to step 3 from step 3?
I dont nnow halve my face whenwent limp anddd went itself
Looks like I’m out of a job.
Over a third of the many steps are literally just peanut butter, which is not quite enough peanut butter but close.
I tried to focus to follow up, and it made me laugh.
The shit just works!
the jelly looks more like cranberry sauce than actually jelly
This might be my favourite post here lol
❤️
I thought I was having a stroke trying to understand it before I realized what it was, and it just struck me that it would be right at home in this community
Is there a word for uncanny valley but it’s not a person?
Man I really need to learn how to cook. Been making them wrong my whole life
I love that derploaf bread.
I think the bread and the pb fused into some creamy carby hybrid?
My favorite step is backwards ð (eth). Step 8 is pretty good too.
We finally found out who is hoarding all of the peanut butter! It was AI all along!!
Nothing makes a good PB&J like some miracle whip.
