Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days agoPizzalemmy.todayimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down116cross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
arrow-up1449arrow-down1imagePizzalemmy.todayKairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days agomessage-square55fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·28 days ago“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 days agoThey have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza