Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.
Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.
The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.
“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.
The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.
“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.
Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doin it for the homeowner
I found the Butt-ler!
You don’t think the homeowner was tired of his shit?
DON’T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED
DON’T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE’S OUT OF CONTROL!
What kind of shit crime is this?
Is this the result of that thread where the guy was moving out of state and wanted to prank his ass hole neighbors?
It’s definitely asshole-related.
I’m surprised the camera didn’t pick up the movement
It’s motion-detecting.
“He called shit poop!”
10 yr old me sides with porch pooper.
I am thinking I have never wanted to shit on the porch of nice people…sooooo. ?
That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.