So he’s going to beg for money to dig up rocks, but claims he’ll make the fossils pay for it?
I’m the Donald J Trump of my toilet. I shit all over it, repeatedly.
So the only thing consistent about that is that you always leave it in a worse state than you found it?
Breaking update from Trump’s archeology dept: did you know dinosaurs were Christians that buried their dead? That’s why we keep finding their bones buried instead of laying around
We’re going to drain the swamp and check for trilobites.
Isn’t that paleontology?
Who? On second thought, I don’t think I want to know.
Without going into details you don’t want to know: he’s been a guest on Rogan.
I mean just saying he’s been on rogan automatically makes him a crank
If they’re not a crank, you wouldn’t point to being on Rogan as a qualifying feature. You’d find some more redeeming trait to point out instead.
Are the interns safe?
🤦♀️
You might wanna gain permission before grabbing anyone
Paging Mini Minuteman.